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PostSubject: Genie   Sat 2 Feb 2008 - 9:13

Hello mortals...
How lucky can you get!!!
You now have your own genie!!!
Not the niciest...
Not the most helpfull...
But I'm pretty sure the most charming...
Because at least I know how to use a shaver (wink wing Beejay and Mitch)
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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sat 2 Feb 2008 - 10:37

Cool Avatar Wizzie!!!

OK here is my first wish:

I wish for a few more hours in the day so I can spend more time on here with my friends.

How about that?

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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sat 2 Feb 2008 - 15:31

Genie says...
You live in Spain...
Spend siesta time on here instead of snoring your head off...
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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Mon 4 Feb 2008 - 11:22

If you were a real genie, you would know that I work through siesta time already! Unless you can prove that you are indeed a genie, I will have no alternative but to report you to the Genie's Organisation for the Protection of Wishes

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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Mon 4 Feb 2008 - 13:34

wizzie1967 wrote:
Hello mortals...
How lucky can you get!!!
You now have your own genie!!!
Not the niciest...
Not the most helpfull...
But I'm pretty sure the most charming...
Because at least I know how to use a shaver (wink wing Beejay and Mitch)
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If I wanted to shave it's no problem
I'd use a razor
but when hairy catapillar
has finished licking your face
you should take it
off your chin


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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Mon 4 Feb 2008 - 19:51

Genie says...
Jax that is not your lucky day as I am the president of this organization...

BJ... At least mine is a caterpillar... Not an ant farm...
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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Fri 8 Feb 2008 - 22:46

I warn you....I don't want ANY remarks made about the hairs on MY chin.!!!! It's upsetting enough! Besides, I found out that they can be hot-waxed off and that's what I'm doing.....last ditch effort at retaining my youth.
(By the way, they do grow back, but softer and thinner and less often; I'm told there's a chance they will eventually not grow back....)

Yeh, I know guys...more than ya wanted to know....TMI.....Well, maybe the girls wanted to know.

Love,

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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sat 9 Feb 2008 - 11:47

Knittin Kitten wrote:
I warn you....I don't want ANY remarks made about the hairs on MY chin.!!!! It's upsetting enough! Besides, I found out that they can be hot-waxed off and that's what I'm doing.....last ditch effort at retaining my youth.
(By the way, they do grow back, but softer and thinner and less often; I'm told there's a chance they will eventually not grow back....)

Yeh, I know guys...more than ya wanted to know....TMI.....Well, maybe the girls wanted to know.

Love,

KK

Much like men's hair really
After every trim or cut
grows back softer and thinner
and less frequently until eventually
we can cut out
the hairdresser all together

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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sat 9 Feb 2008 - 19:28

Nice way to suck up mate... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sat 9 Feb 2008 - 19:34

Only way to suck really is up

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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sat 9 Feb 2008 - 19:39

Yuck...
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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sun 10 Feb 2008 - 6:04

Have you ever tried to suck down a straw
or are you one of those big kids that makes
bubbles in your coca cola

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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sun 10 Feb 2008 - 9:08

C'mon, you have to annoy the people around...
I AM THE BUBBLE GUY!!!! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sun 10 Feb 2008 - 12:22


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PostSubject: Re: Genie   Sun 10 Feb 2008 - 20:18

Sucking or blowing, doesn`t really matter much, eh?
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