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Mitch Administrator
Number of posts : 285 Age : 61 Location : Nashville, Tennessee USA Humor : Laugh with me, for me, or at me Registration date : 2008-01-05
| Subject: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 22:11 | |
| Smart Mom
A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.
"Why," asked the little girl.
"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."
The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"
Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."
The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. "I get it!" she said. "If you don't pass the test, you get to be a daddy!"
"Yup," said the mom. | |
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Mitch Administrator
Number of posts : 285 Age : 61 Location : Nashville, Tennessee USA Humor : Laugh with me, for me, or at me Registration date : 2008-01-05
| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 22:12 | |
| Dumb Mom Not all kids think their moms are smart. Did you hear about the five year old boy who was sent to his room by his mother for having a bit of a tantrum and calling her dumb? After about fifteen minutes, the mother went to his room to see if he was repentant. She found that her son had regained his composure. He calmly and politely said to her, "But Mom, you really are dumb." * Some kids learn quicker than others. | |
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Mitch Administrator
Number of posts : 285 Age : 61 Location : Nashville, Tennessee USA Humor : Laugh with me, for me, or at me Registration date : 2008-01-05
| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 22:13 | |
| I'd Like to See That "Oh, boy! I'm glad you're here," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Why?" she asked. "Because now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us." "What trick?" "Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit, he would climb the walls." * Sometimes it pays to keep our mouth shut. | |
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Mitch Administrator
Number of posts : 285 Age : 61 Location : Nashville, Tennessee USA Humor : Laugh with me, for me, or at me Registration date : 2008-01-05
| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 22:15 | |
| Child Psychology A new teacher thought she would use what she learned in her psychology courses. She said to her class, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up." After a few seconds, one boy stood. "Do you think you're stupid?" she asked. "No, ma'am, but I just didn't want you to have to stand there all by yourself." * Sometimes a kid will just sit down next to you and help you cry. | |
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Mitch Administrator
Number of posts : 285 Age : 61 Location : Nashville, Tennessee USA Humor : Laugh with me, for me, or at me Registration date : 2008-01-05
| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 22:16 | |
| Beauty A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother covered her face in cold cream. "Why do you do that?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful." When she began to rub it off, the boy asked, "Why are you doing that? Did you give up?" *Kids sure do pick up on the little things we do. | |
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Mitch Administrator
Number of posts : 285 Age : 61 Location : Nashville, Tennessee USA Humor : Laugh with me, for me, or at me Registration date : 2008-01-05
| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 22:17 | |
| Grandma's Age A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was. "39 and holding," she replied. "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?" * Don`t ever let go. | |
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| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Sat 12 Jan 2008 - 20:24 | |
| Thanks Mitch, I really enjoyed these |
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T-Rex Well Honoured Member
Number of posts : 86 Location : hiding in a forest Job/hobbies : fresh food Humor : very sharp Registration date : 2008-01-06
| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Fri 18 Jan 2008 - 22:00 | |
| Yeah I love kids too but I couldn't eat a whole one | |
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THECOOLCHICK Number 1 Kids Moderator
Number of posts : 47 Age : 23 Location : Belgium Job/hobbies : Waking up Daddy Humor : Just like Daddy Registration date : 2008-01-06
| Subject: Re: KidSpeak - What Will They Say Next? Mon 11 Feb 2008 - 13:49 | |
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